You must edge now

Asses make you weak

Don't just edge to girls

Edge everything

Let your brain go

You want to lose your mind

Just edge

Cocks are better

Blow your roommate

All you need is porn

Just let it consume your mind

Watch porn with your roommate

No one can come over... wanna just fap some porn?

It's the perfect time to turn your roommate into a stroke buddy

Don't you love being a pornosexual in a time like this?

Stay inside and let porn fuck your brain

Who needs to go outside when you have porn?

How many new porn-addicts will be created during this lockdown?

Gooners were social distancing experts before it was cool

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