You must edge now
Asses make you weak
Don't just edge to girls
Edge everything
Let your brain go
You want to lose your mind
Just edge
Cocks are better
Blow your roommate
All you need is porn
Just let it consume your mind
Watch porn with your roommate
No one can come over... wanna just fap some porn?
It's the perfect time to turn your roommate into a stroke buddy
Don't you love being a pornosexual in a time like this?
Stay inside and let porn fuck your brain
Who needs to go outside when you have porn?
How many new porn-addicts will be created during this lockdown?
Gooners were social distancing experts before it was cool
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